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Sid S. Scleritis is the founder and first leader of the Heretical Expugance League, more widely known as the "Heretic Hunters". Under Scleritis, the first inquisition of Angelicists took place in Old Dominion territory recently acquired by the Confederacy. Scleritis oversaw the highly controversial Greensboro Burnings, where several Greensboro citizens were burned without trial due to their recent conversion to Mandingo Tic-Tac-Toe's charlatan teachings as the Juniper Lord. Scleritis is also the namesake of the Scleritis Affair, a major diplomatic incident in which the Heretic Hunters crossed into the border of Louisiana and carried out several acts of violence on the local populace, as well as participating in riots during the Louisiana Anarchy, leading to a major military conflict between the Empire of the Southrons and the Kingdom of Louisiana.

Early Life

Scleritis' early life is heavily disputed: his supporters claim he fell from heaven, while his critics and opponents claim he rose from Hell. However, it's very likely he spent nine months developing inside his mother's womb before exiting from her wiener.

At age 4, Scleritis became addicted to gambling, red powder, and religion. After winning a bet with Emperor Constantine X that he made during what should have been a lethal overdose, Scleritis was allowed to found his organization, the Heretical Expungance League, with himself as Head Inquisitor.

Recruitment

As the sole (or, Sol, hahahaha) member of the Heretic Hunters, Scleritis was in charge of recruiting his own members.

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